She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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