can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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