the day after is always just damage control
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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