dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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