Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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