i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She bit a glass in half.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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