Pregnant stripper...not hot.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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