At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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