The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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