Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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