After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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