Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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