I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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