awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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