Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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