what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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