Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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