I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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