Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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