i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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