Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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