we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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