Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
