Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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