i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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