sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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