quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
do herpes really smell.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
