just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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