Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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