Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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