Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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