Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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