Me too!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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