I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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