I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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