I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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