it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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