I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
