girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I lost the right to judge tonight
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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