This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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