I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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