I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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