What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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