That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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