lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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