A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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