Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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