she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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