put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
