forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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