no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Randomize
