It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
the night ended with taco bell and tears
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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