Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
organizing the empties. That sober.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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