I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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