WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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