bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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